That sounded really good. You know.
Let me tell you what it is.
It's the, whoa, it's set on Techno/house on A4.
The cutoff is at 6.
The resonance is at 7.
The attack is on 5.
The e.q. release is on 4? 4.
The tempo is cranked, yeah.
And I'm pressin: A. D. then E.
And then other ones, that I accidentally pressed....

Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il is a man, well a totalitarian,
Communist country.
Yeah, Kim Jong Il.

One morning,
One morning, Kim Jong Il looked up at his face in the mirror,
and said to himself (thought to himself),
"My dad's book is on every shelf.
My dad's book is on every shelf!
That's right, my name is Kim Jong Il.
My dad's the best.
Then he died.
And then I became the next leader of this total totalitarian regime,
this communist country, in northern Korea, yeah.
Whoa, whoa, yeah. Run it Kim Jong Il. Whoops.
My name is Kim. What is it?
What is my name? What is my name?
What is my name? What is my name?
What is my name? What is my name?
My name is Kim Jong Il. Kim Jong Il.
Kin Jong Eeeeel.

And I play guitar.
I learned from Eddie Van Halen.
From Eddie Van Halen.
Had him shipped to the Korea.
Taught me how to play guitar.
To Kim Jong Il!

The people expect only best from their leader Kim Jong Il.
'We wants', they say in unison, 'we wants our leader to play guitar well.'
Kim Jong Il, yeah. Kim Jong Il can play guitar well.
Kim Jong Il can play guitar well.
Kim Jong Il can play guitar well.
Kim Jong Il. Kim Jong Il."
Play it, Kim Jong!

Jong Il.
He ate a piece of eel.
He had, he took an eel sandwich.
Made by the communist party chef,
whose family got shot, but he still works for them.
For Kim Jong Il.

I should see if this is recording. And it is.

I bet Kim Jong Il could eat my, could eat my-y Baconators.
Baconator, my friend.
My friend, yeah, I tell you man.

No, he can't get one of those.
He spends all his time all alone.
He plays electronic guitar through the phone.
Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jong Il.
You know will.

This song it reached #1 in North Korea.
#1 in North Korea.
This album sold so many albums in North Korea.
And I can see why!

Cuz this song really rocks!
And no one's ever heard of rock and roll before.
They've never heard of Alan Vega.
Or the Bangles.
Or the Beatles.
Or even, Ozzie had said, that Kim Jong Il was, the mad. "He's Crazy!"

Kim Jong Il, crazy dictator.
Kim Jong Il, he's a crazy dictator.
Kim Jong Il as an educator.
Do not be an agitator.
Kim Jong Il is no Baconator.
Baconator.
Dictator.
Kim Jong Il is no Baconator.
Kim Jong Il is a masturbator.
Kim Jong Il is no Baconator.
Kim Jong Il has an alligator,
but he still ain't no Baconator.
No, he's no Baconator.
Baconator.
Dictator.
Kim Jong Il is no Baconator.
Don't stop a-rockin North Korea.
Don't stop rockin! Don't stop rockin' North Korea, good night!
Yeahow! Yeah he he he how!

Good night! Oh, wait, I already said that, I'll just keep playing....